I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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