your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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