i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
