i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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