cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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