No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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