butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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