god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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