you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
no. you can't hotbox the world.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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