I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
