he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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