i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dignity is for republicans.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
