i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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