Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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