You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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