on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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