did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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