ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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