yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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