Non-Jews are for practice
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Everclear isn't food dammit
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
