Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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