ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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