When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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