Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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