We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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