i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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