I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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