yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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