You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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