I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
