we have officially lost it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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