watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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