there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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