You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Randomize
