i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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