It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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