how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
