"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
