if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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