I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You can't motorboat a personality
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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