it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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