i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
