just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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