physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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