I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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