google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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