I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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