Acid is not a monday night drug
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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