Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
