OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's never too late to be topless.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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