And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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