Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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