This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You dont lie about slip and slides
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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