She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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