Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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